The Stupid Prada Summer Van Tour: Toad Suck, AR

There’s a chance that one of us *coughrhondacough* thought that the town name was a suggestion. Mandy and I signed for five hours at the truck stop, while one of us *coughrhondacough* brushed her teeth for hours. Well, at least she’ll be minty fresh in the van later.

I know this pic looks like Rhonda and I are abandoning Mandy again. But actually, Mandy and I are playing keep away. This one-eyed guy took a liking to Rhonda at hour FOUR of our signing and just wouldn’t leave her alone! I mean, look you guys- I know Rhonda’s cute, and her new tattoo is totally bangin’, but this is a professional tour! We’re not here to fall in love! (PLEASE COME BACK PAOLO – Love, Rhonda)
Anyway, it was obvious we had to do something to save Rhonda from this stiff. Since I swallowed all my jewelry in New York, I couldn’t defend her with violence. Mandy threw soap at the guy, but he just kept coming back! Finally, Mandy and I were forced to lob Rhonda gently into the air, back and forth between us until Willie got the idea and left.
I can’t believe the tour is almost over. We’re heading to Wilkes Barre, PA tomorrow, and then finish in San Jose, CA on Friday. I’m excited- this means a hot meal and clean socks- not necessarily in that order! But before my socks OR meal, I’m giving YOU a chance to win Rhonda’s brand new, not even debuted yet novel, STUPID CUPID. Just leave a comment here to enter! And stay tuned through the rest of the tour- because we’ve got another surprise for you!
Join Us on Our Van Tour!
Wednesday, December 16th- Giant Cow at Wilkes Barre, PA (Mandy Blogs)
Friday, December 18th – Winchester Mystery House, San Jose, CA (Rhonda Blogs)
Read Saundra Mitchell’s recap of day 1 HERE.
Read Mandy Hubbard’s recap of day 2 HERE.
Read Rhonda Stapleton’s recap of day 3 HERE.
Read Saundra Mitchell’s recap of day 4 HERE.
Read Mandy Hubbard’s recap of day 5 HERE.
Read Rhonda Stapleton’s recap of day 6 HERE.
Posted in Stupid Prada Summer Van Tour

December 14th, 2009 at 10:01 am
I wish I lived closer to one of your stops – you ladies look like you’re having a blast!
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December 14th, 2009 at 10:30 am
i’m enjoying the whole tour with you guys ! it’s fun :)
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December 14th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Great now all Im saying is Paolo. X.x
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December 14th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Oh Paolo…baby come back! Any kind of fool. Could. See. There was something, in everything about ya…
Yeah, I don’t know how long it’s gonna take to get that taste out of my mouth. NOT one of my smarter moves. LOL
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December 14th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
I’m loving this set of posts! :)
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December 14th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Very nice, you guys. It has to have something to do with Rhonda’s tattoo. Or, hey, maybe some very cool books! :D
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December 18th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
I can’t believe you had a signing in Toad Suck. I went to college in a town near there (an actual, legit school, I promise). I visited Toad Suck Park a few times, but I didn’t know there was anything in the actual town itself.
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