Advertising Brainworm

I don’t own a Mac. Until very recently (like, three weeks ago recently) I didn’t have an iPod. I’m not an Apple Enthusiast, or fangirl or any somesuch. Mostly, I hear about their stuff in passing, and avoid the occasional PC v Mac flamewar.

So you KNOW buzz has to be at an all time high for the Mystery Thing Apple is announcing today, because last night I dreamed I had an iPad. iTablet. WTFever they’re calling the Mystery Thing.

And you know what? If it works like it does in my dream (possible) and is affordable (unlikely), I totally want one.

Brand & Marketing Saturation: Complete.