Meanwhile, Who Wants to Marry another Desperate Narcissist gives away brides and roses with equal abandon. Queer couples work on it, or they throw a divorce party and get on with it. Straight couples are just never-ending fountains of petty complaints (his) and years of abuse in the name of having a family (hers.)

I’m the shadow and the darkness. I’m the sound down the hall that doesn’t quite fit. I’m the door, not quite closed– did you close it? You can’t remember. Is the window locked? It might be… or perhaps not. Not now.